do herpes really smell.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
