How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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