I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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