I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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