on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
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Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
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i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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