its not stalking. its research.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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