Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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