So drunk its hurt
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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