would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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