Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
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My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
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Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
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