oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
tonight lets celebrate not being married
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just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
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did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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