Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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