what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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