well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
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The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
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His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
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