That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
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I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
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I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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