Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
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He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
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Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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