If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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