i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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