What a fucking waste of an outfit
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
