Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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