Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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