I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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