I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
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