Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
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Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
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She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
The dick lei will go down in squad history
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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