Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
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Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
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That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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