Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
either way he was missing a nipple.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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