Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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