Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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