loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
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I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
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Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
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