the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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