Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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