I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
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this is something i pride myself on being below average for
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
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I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
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