In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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