She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
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It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
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Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
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