another moral hangover. fuck.
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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