I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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