Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Randomize
