I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
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