His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
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is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
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Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
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