The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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