"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
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She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
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I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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