im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
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Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
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She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
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