Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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