i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
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It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
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you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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