hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
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Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
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Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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