Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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