this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
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Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
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I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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