I understand Curling. That high.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
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saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
did you just send me my own nude
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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