is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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