idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
I cut my penus on the lid.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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