Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
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how do flat chested girls get laid?
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
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Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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