She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
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I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
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I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
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