Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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