So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Too much gin, very little bucket
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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